With today's House Resolution by Rep John Murtha calling for the immediate resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld I started thinking about the perfect next job for old Rummy. It's obvious he is no good at defense. Then I remembered one of the Bush Administration's favorite lines, "the best defense is a good offense". That is when it struck me. Rumsfeld is great at coming up with a plan and then sticking to it no matter how disastrous it is or how the conditions change. And, since he is obviously inept when it comes to defense - is it time to move him to the other side of the ball?The perfect next job for Donald Rumsfeld is .......................... Offensive Coordinator for the Oakland Raiders.
You see - there he will be appreciated for his ability to keep running the same damn play over and over no matter how many times his quarterback gets sacked. And, most of all Rummy will feel right at home working under another head coach who only thinks that he is in charge.
The more I look at Rummy and listen to him talking in circles using arcane platitudes, and the more I see the ineptness of the outdated military strategies that he thinks are innovative, the more I think Al Davis is running the Pentagon!
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