Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some Things Never Change

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Just like the ridiculous demented wide-stance elephant chosen for the official logo of the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul, the Republican Party has recently decided on their official slogan for the 2008 campaign, and it’s equally ridiculous:

Tah Dah! The winner is: The Change You Deserve.

Kinda sounds like what the country got the last two times it elected a Republican president! And it’s too bad they ended up stealing the slogan from the maker of an anti-depression medication.

If that was the winner of slogan contest, I was determined to find out which suggestions just missed making the final cut, so I tracked them down and here they are:

We Got Your Change, Right Here!

Change! Don’t! Change!

Change You Can Spare?
(and it’s corollary, Why Lie: We Need a War!)

Change – So You Can Be Ready When the Moment is Right!

Whips and Change: You Know You Want It!

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Change!

McCain/Change ‘08. Yeah, That’s the Ticket!

The Change You’re Afraid Of

The Experience to Know that Change Depends.

Hey Change, Get off My Lawn!

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