The House just voted 256-153 on a resolution “declaring that the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror.”Well, I guess if they voted for it, it must be so!
Of course, this clearly represents a major strategic error since many more people will surely die between now and the time that we supposedly “prevail!” If the outcome is as simple as holding a vote on it, why not just vote all the terrorists off the island we call Earth, and be done with it?
And while they were at it, why couldn’t they have voted on a resolution declaring that the United States will prevail in the FIFA World Cup too? I’m sick and tired of always getting our asses kicked by those damned foreigners!
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