During a brief press conference this morning announcing his resignation, Alberto Gonzales emerged from his hole, saw the shadows of reporters wanting to ask him questions, and, like
Punxsutawney Phil, immediately returned to his hole. Guess that means we get six more weeks of Summer!
(I realize that I'm mixing my small furry mammal metaphors here, but watching Gonzales literally sprint away from the press after his prepared statement made me want to honor the occasion with one more posting of the "Gonzo-weasel!")
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