Thursday, August 10, 2006

Trash Can Alert level Raised!

So as I'm watching the breathless media spread rumor and speculation about the foiled airplane bomb attacks, I couldn't help but wonder.

If the "Islamo Facists" were going to carry highly volatile liquids aboard the planes, how exactly is taking them away before boarding and throwing them in a big garbage bin the solution?

Just asking.

2 comments:

  1. Didn't a terrorist once try to take solid explosives on a plane?

    In addition to the can for liquids, they should have another can for solids.

    By the current logic, passengers should only be allowed to take carry-on gasses when they travel!

    This is ridiculous! Banning all liquids makes as much sense as banning all blue things because the liquid explosive being considered by the suspects was blue!

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  2. How about from now on everyone must fly naked with no luggage.

    First class would be for only good looking people.

    And by the way can we at least box up and send all the discarded water, toothpaste and shampoo to the refugee camps in the Middle East. They don't hate us for our freedom - they hate us for our policies and our excessive lifestyles with too much crap that we are now throwing away at the airports.

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