Who's More Delusional?

Is it John Mark Karr, who thinks he accidentally killed JonBenet Ramsey despite negative DNA tests, and witnesses who insist he was 600 miles away at the time of the murder?

Or is it the President of the United States, who gave the following answer (with my emphasis) to the first question asked by Brian Williams in an “exclusive” interview from the streets of New Orleans?

I will tell you this, that when it's all said and done, the people down here know that I stood in Jackson Square, and I said we're gonna help you, and we delivered.

Tough call, huh? The really scary thing is that after watching Bush and listening to him say the words, Karr doesn’t even seem the more delusional of the two, based on the sheer "creepiness" factor!



Sandwiched between several more questions regarding Iraq and Katrina and a lengthy discussion of his “eclectic” reading habits, Williams asked him pointedly about his legacy as President. Bush was able to reach the following conclusion.

Eventually my standing in history will be judged by people 30 or 40 years from now. I read three histories of George Washington last year. The first President of the United States is still being analyzed by historians, which oughtta say to this president and future president: "Do what you think is right and eventually historians will figure out whether it made sense or not."

In other words, Bush can and should do anything he damned well pleases, because historians won’t be able to determine his true legacy until after he’s dead!

Right, Mr. Bush. Whatever you say. And historians might eventually conclude that Jeffrey Dahmer should have been the next Emeril Lagasse!

As his popularity plummets, Bush now seems reduced to a strategy of running out the clock, while retaining a few (retarded) supporters and a (false) shred of dignity.

With his proclamation that “We won’t leave Iraq as long as I’m the President,” he clearly has adopted this stalling strategy with regard to his Presidency. Now, it seems with his recent comments, that he has adopted a similar strategy with his entire life!

Frankly, either Mr. Bush is one of the most delusional human beings ever to walk the planet, or he’s a manipulative opportunist who has taken to heart his recent reading of Albert Camus, and really doesn’t share his fundamentalist supporters’ belief in the afterlife. In other words, if he can just hold off his legacy long enough that he doesn’t have to live with it, he’s home free!

But personally, I just think that he is so deluded he thinks there are multiple “Shakespeares!”