Saturday, December 03, 2005

Rumsfeld's Epiphany


Last week, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld claimed to have had an "epiphany" in which he suddenly realized that we should no longer use the word "insurgency" to describe the violence in Iraq.

Oooh boy! Thanks for the revelation!

If Rumsfeld was going to start having epiphanies, why couldn't it have been something more useful, like:

We're going to need enough troops to have any chance of being successful in Iraq!

or:

Our troops need body armor!

or:

Torture is bad!

or:

I'm a doddering old fart who has no clue what's going on and should have retired a long time ago!

Frankly, I think the insignificance of Rumsfeld’s epiphany is pretty good evidence against the concept of intelligent design!

1 comment:

  1. Giraffe8:53 PM

    It looks like he may be replaced by Lieberman. Can you believe that?

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