God Threatens Dover?

Pat Robertson told his 700 Club television audience today:

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover. If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there.”

Thanks Pat, but as you know, God is currently busy formulating his plan to assassinate Hugo Chavez. Dover will just have to wait for its reckoning.